Another Star Wars dilemma

I’m going to try to make this quick.  An ordered list will have to do.

1. After we finally sat down to watch Episode IV, Dar wanted to watch the next movie right away.
2. I suspect that she will be the only kid at the party this weekend who has NOT seen Episode V.
3. She has made it this far without anybody ruining one of the most famous surprises in film history.
4. I distinctly remember my cousin ruining it for me while we were standing in line to go into the theater in May of 1980. (Fortunately, said cousin wasn’t around when I was getting ready to watch Citizen Kane or The Crying Game.)
5. The only chance I have to watch it with her before the party is Saturday night, which would keep us both awake and unproductive longer than is reasonable on Oscar Eve (a night that I usually dedicate to decluttering the basement).
6. Last night, while I was thinking this over, Dar said, “You know what a boy in my class told me about the next Star Wars movie?”
   (I should probably not admit the degree of panic that I felt at this moment.)
   “What?”
   “Princess Leia and Han Solo kiss a lot.”

That was a close call.  Too close, methinks.

I was going to ask your opinion, but the more I think about this, the less it feels like a dilemma and the more it feels like a moral imperative.  Search your feelings.  You know it to be true…

I guess I’m going to have to get the basement decluttered tonight.